i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
Hahaha, same here.
So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school.
(Source: iraffiruse)
always remember
if i take both my headphones out when you start talking to me
you’re special
disclaimer: if i rip them out while staring at you, you should run.
Soda
I quit drinking soda a little over a month ago (with the exception being it’s mixed with alcohol). Although I bought one and could only stomach a couple drinks, I still find myself tempted to buy on here and there. The universe though it seems would rather me not waste my money, the soda machines are either sold out or the use correct change light is on and I don’t have correct change. Funny how that shit happens.
Nobody will ever be more disappointed with humans than Louis CK
This is why I love this man.
(Source: theunknown-abyss)
