wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

(Source: best-of-memes)

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ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

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actionbuddy:

"Hope we don’t get caught."
"Um-phumph."

actionbuddy:

"Hope we don’t get caught."

"Um-phumph."

(Source: sometastyfun)

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sad-cunt:

even if im not horny im still pretty horny

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impalasaurusrex:

captainamericass:

omfg so my little cousin (she’s 8) loves superheroes and we were in party city and she was browsing through the boys costumes because the girls side didn’t have the ones she wanted and then an employee tells her that she’s in the wrong side so she grabs a batman mask and says in the lowest voice possible for her age, “don’t question batman”

THIS GIRL IS MY ROLE MODEL

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